What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?